LATEST COOL WHATSAPP STATUS IN ENGLISH FOR BOYS

Every Problem Comes With Some Solution, If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s a Girl.   I Am Not Spiderman Nor Superman However I Am Superhero For My Girlfriend.   Phones Are Better Than Girlfriend, At Least We Can Switch It Off.   Someone Asked Me How Is Your Life? I Just Smiled And Replied, She Is Fine.   Your Whatsapp Status Say’s Online, If Your Online Then, Why Aren’t You Msg Me!

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Funny SMS – Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai

Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai, Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki Kami Hai, Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

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Whatsapp Funny Jokes for Friends

ladka: ankal me ap ki beti se shadi krna chatahu. ladki ka baap: kiya kaam krte ho? ladka: kheeti! ladki ka baap: es jemane me kon kheeti krta h. ladka:ankal Piyaaz ki kheti krta hu. ladki ka baap:too btao daamad ji, shadi ki tharik kb rhkhe. 2 Dost bahut dino bad milte h. Pehla Dost: or bta kya chal rha h jindgi me. Dusra Dost: gakln n bajcbkjb jA CBa sc Pehla Dost: Kuch smjh nhi aaya Dusra Dost: bs yhi haal h, kuch smjh nhi aarha. mandir me jute utarne or Miss call marte samay yhi dar lagta h…

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Whatsapp message – First Joke on A Sardarni

This is a killer….. ☺First Joke on A Sardarni … A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class and will have to sit at the back. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here” The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a…

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Whatsapp Message – Sunny Leone’s mom Beti doodh pee lo

Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo… ?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. ?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? ?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. ?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi. ?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon.. gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya.. ?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se…

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Whatsapp Status – Girlfriend Last night I had a dream of you

Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” . . Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, . . “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

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Whatsapp Long Message – Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the

Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the. 1. Pagal? 2. Bewaquf? 3. Dimag? 4. Koi Nahi? 5. Kisi? Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya. us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya. Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai. Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho? Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu. Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai? Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai… Police?: O Bewaquf? Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai… Hahahaha??? 2016 ki top class beizzati Hanso mat jaldi forward➡ karo Warna…

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Whatsapp Jokes – Aaj ke shaitan bacche

Aaj ke shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,…. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna Dukandar…

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Whatsapp short status hindi

Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke! ‎लाख‬ दिये ‪‎जलाले‬ अपनी ‪‎गली‬ मे..? मगर ‪रोशनी‬ तो ‪हमारे‬ आने से ही ‪‎होगी‬. Sahara dudhne ki adat Humari nhi, Hum akele hi puri mehfil ke baraber hai. इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता, कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है। गहरी साज़िशों का दौर है, उनके गिरेबान में झाँकते रहिये.. रेल मंत्री से बस एक ही गुज़ारिश है, मग्गे की चेन लंबी कर दें. जब स्टेटस कॉपी होने लग जाए तो समझ लो तरक्की कर रहे हो . जीवन की एक सच्चाई ये भी है कि हमेशा ट्रैफिक…

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Funny Hindi Status

1.हे! मेरे 33 करोड़ देवी- देवताओं मुझे यादा कुछ नहीं चाहिए..बस आप सब एक एक रुपिया दे दो॥ 2.कुछ लडकिया तो इतनी सुन्दर होती है के मैं मन ही मन में खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेता हु। 3.आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे । 4.एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए। 5.लगता है खुदा ने दिल बनाने का काँन्ट्रेक्ट चाईना को दे दिया है… आज कल टूट बहुत रहे है… 6.परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो…

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