Whatsapp Husband Wife Funny Jokes

  • Wife: Y ap ki shirt pr lipstick ka nishan khan se aya?
    Husband : Mein khud paresan hu nishan dekhkar.
    Maine tu us wakt shirt utari hui thi.
  • Rat ke 3 bahje santa ke number par phone
    aya – Hello yha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
    Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere pass hoti to mehfooz rhti kya?
  • Santa : Aj papa ne pitayi kr di
    Banta : Kyu?
    Santa : Mene to sirf itna pucha tha ki “KAMINE” film
    dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar per hi “BLUE” film dekhoge.

 

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