Whatsapp Jokes – Aaj ke shaitan bacche

Aaj ke shaitan bacche:

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Lazyness rocks:

Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,….

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi…?

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!” :):):):-)

Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna…
Aftr exam
Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal… tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai…

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