Whatsapp Husband Wife Funny Jokes
- Wife: Y ap ki shirt pr lipstick ka nishan khan se aya?
Husband : Mein khud paresan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu us wakt shirt utari hui thi.
- Rat ke 3 bahje santa ke number par phone
aya – Hello yha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere pass hoti to mehfooz rhti kya?
- Santa : Aj papa ne pitayi kr di
Banta : Kyu?
Santa : Mene to sirf itna pucha tha ki “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar per hi “BLUE” film dekhoge.